Old School Soda

26 08 2009

Root Beer(Something Random)

 Jones Soda ™

(SFX: PEOPLE TALKING ALL AT ONCE.)

ANNOUNCER: It’s hard being a genius, isn’t it? Your mind never just shuts up. It’s always this and that and the first 32 numbers of Pi. And you’d do just about anything to have a moment of silence, wouldn’t you? You’d even watch a kid show in some futile hope? Hope that the simplisty will overwhelm your mind, and shut-it-up! Only you start analyzing the bright colors and rapid movement and correlate it with childhood ADD. You just CAN’T find silence anywhere!

Well, genius, drink a Jones soda ™  and listen to the world shut up.

(SFX: SODA CAN OPENS. COMPLETE SILENCE.)

 

ANNOUNCER: The power of being delicious.